Florida Man Arrested for Lassoing Gator, Saving Turtles, Owning the Libs

A 71-year-old Florida man, Robert Tencie Colin, was arrested and spent the night in jail for doing what any self-respecting 'Murican would do: taking matters into his own hands and lassoing an alligator.

Fed up with the lack of action from the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office and animal control, Colin decided to wrangle the gator himself. He told Florida Today:

"They don’t have the manpower or the hours to wait for this alligator to appear, I thought I was doing them a favor, helping them.”

Like a true patriot, Colin took action. With a nylon clothesline, he created a noose and lassoed the 9-foot gator like a boss. He secured it to a handrail and called the authorities. But instead of being thanked, he was charged with a felony for not having a license to wrangle gators.

The idiotic authorities told USA TODAY:

There are proper channels to follow to get a nuisance or dangerous gator removed...

Give me a break. There's a gator on the loose, and they're worried about "proper channels"?

Here's a proper channel for ya: the barrel of my gun. Oh, and by the way, liberal snowflakes, the gator was later euthanized. Too bad it wasn't one of you!

A 71-year-old Florida man was arrested and spent the night in jail after authorities say he illegally "lassoed" an alligator.

'Merica!