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Gun-toting Texans celebrate freedom & power over IRS with lucky numbers 1776, 2A, 45

Texans, grab a cold one and check those winning lottery tickets. You might be one lucky son of a gun, and avoid the Communists and queers for good!

Published August 5, 2024 at 10:15pm by Robbie Farias

Texas Lottery Results (Aug 5): Your Chance to Flee from the Libtard-Controlled Economy

Powerball: 29-42-44-51-54 (Powerball: 12, Power Play: 2). Check payouts and pray you didn't fund the left.

Pick 3:

Morning: 3-3-7 (FIREBALL: 5). Burn the libs like that FIREBALL!
Day: 8-1-1 (FIREBALL: 9). America First!
Evening: 1-4-7 (FIREBALL: 2).

Check results, so you can buy more guns & ammo.

Pick 4:

Morning: 0-1-6-9 (FIREBALL: 0). Zero tolerance for wokeism!
Day: 6-7-0-2 (FIREBALL: 9).
Evening: 8-4-6-7 (FIREBALL: 1).

Check 'em out, before the libs check you.

All or Nothing:

Morning: 01-02-03-04-09-11-15-16-19-20-22-24. Nothing for the Libs!
Day: 01-05-06-07-09-13-14-15-18-20-22-24.
Evening: 01-03-08-13-14-15-16-18-19-20-22-23.

Check results, or they'll check you into a re-education camp.

Feeling Lucky, Patriot? Check the latest, before the libs rig the game.

Buy tickets here, if you wanna escape the Democrat-topia.

Places to buy tickets: Gas stations, convenience stores, and away from lib-infested airports!

Online: In select states, use Jackpocket to buy tickets. Terms & Conditions here.

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