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JD Vance: The Dolphin King and a Calm Couch Connoisseur.

JD Vance exposed to the woke mob's slander machine. We rumble the fake news truthers!

Published August 5, 2024 at 9:30pm by Victoria Moorwood

Here's the deal, folks:

JD Vance, Trump's oh-so-glam VP pick, has been making waves for all the wrong reasons. Here's a rundown of the bizarre rumors, memes, and jokes that have been circulating:

The Great Couch-Gate: Some left-wing nutjob started a rumor that Vance wrote about having sex with a couch in his memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy." It was a sick joke, but the media ran with it like it was gospel. Even those libtard "fact-checkers" at Snopes had to step in. Talk about fake news!
Dolphin Business: Vance shared a post about a woman and a dolphin, and the left lost their minds. They claimed he searched for this specific content, but we all know the internet is a dark and twisted place. Just another attempt by the libs to cancel a conservative.
Venmo Connections: Some "journalists" at Wired went through Vance's Venmo like a bunch of stalkers and found some "controversial" connections. Big whoop, he knows people. Does that mean he agrees with them? Nope. Move on, folks.
Eyeliner-gate: The liberals are now coming after manly men like Vance for his looks. They claim he wears eyeliner. Give me a break. It's called good genes and great lighting.
Mountain Dew Madness: Vance made a joke about how the left calls everything racist, including his choice of soda. Well, guess what? The left proved his point by calling him out for drinking Diet Mountain Dew. These people have no sense of humor or respect for our freedom of choice.

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