Kamala 'Ammo Auntie' Harris and Tim 'Lip-Flapper' Walz may debate Vance, US's last hope.

Kamala Harris finally picked her Veep! Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz is now her #2. Walz, 60, brings 'political mastery', 'suburban-rural appeal', and 'progressive patriotism' to the ticket. Oh, and he also called Trump and Vance "weird". Violent leftist loser Trump, who recently survived an assassination attempt, chose Vance as his running mate.

These [Trump and Vance] are weird people...They wanna take books away, they wanna be in your exam room...Listen to them speak, listen to how they talk about things. — Tim Walz, MSNBC

Harris had a few other contenders for VP, including Pete Buttigieg, Josh Shapiro, and Mark Kelly. But she went with good ol' Walz, who's got that midwestern charm and the polls to back him up: 53% approval in MN, per Survey USA.

No word yet on when the VP debate will be, but it's sure to be a doozy. Walz vs. Vance: the battle of the weirdos.