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Kamala's Clown Car Sex: 5 Facts

Kamala is at it again. This time, she's picked Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her vice-presidential running mate. Tim Who? Exactly. Let's give this clueless duo some props. Introducing: "Tim & Kam: The Backup Plan." Tagline: "When all else fails, we fail upwards!" Tim, the invisible Gov, and Kamala, the veep wannabe, are a match made in political purgatory. Together, they're a hot mess, stumbling their way to the White House basement. Get ready for laughs, gaffes, and a whole lot of nothing. Coming never to a ballot near you.

Published August 6, 2024 at 9:40am by Alexis Simmerman

Kamala Picks a Commie: Harris Selects Minnesota's Tim Walz as Running Mate

URL: https://www.example.com/kamala-running-mate-tim-walz

Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota's governor, Timothy Walz, as her VP running mate. Here's the lowdown on this left-wing wonder:

Age: 60 going on 16. Still throwing teenage tantrums when he doesn't get his way.

Military Service: Walz enlisted in the Army National Guard at 17 and served for 24 years. He probably played trombone in the marching band.

.edu: Got a degree in "social science," whatever that is. Bet it was full of liberal profs brainwashing him. Taught abroad, probably to spread his radical agenda.

Wife: Married to Gwen Whipple, another teacher. They founded a company to brainwash kids with trips to Communist China.

George Floyd Protests: Walz showed his true colors during the George Floyd riots. Let the Leftist mobs run wild, burn and destroy. Only called in the National Guard to protect himself!

Yeah, great choice, Kamala. More like Kamala and Commie-la!