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Lefties flounder: Walz up for VP!

Kamala picks a Veep—Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz—a so-called "progressive" with a liberal record. This VP choice is just more proof Harris leans left—way left—and is another dangerous, radical pick for America.

Published August 6, 2024 at 9:40am by Alexis Simmerman

Get a load of Kamala's new sidekick: Timothy 'Obedience' Walz

Harris picks ultra-woke Minnesotan as her VP running mate

By "Hunter Patterson"

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St. Paul, Minn. — Get ready for a real doozy, folks! Our beloved [Kamala "Granny" Harris](URL: https://www.whitehouse.gov/people/kamala-harris/) has picked quite the interesting character as her running mate: none other than Minnesota's very own [Governor Timothy "Obedience" Walz](URL: https://www.mn.gov/governor/).

Let's take a gander at five reasons why this fella is the perfect pick for Harris' brand of ultra-woke madness:

1. Age ain't nothing but a number: This old fella is 60 years "young." Tim's been sippin' from the fountain of youth, leading Minnesota for six years, with two more to go. Wonder what his secret is...

2. A soldier's life for me: Walz enlisted in the Army National Guard at 17, serving a grand total of 24 years. He's the [highest-ranking enlisted soldier](URL: https://www.congress.gov/115/meeting/house/105558/witnesses/HHRG-115-HA00-Bio-WalzT-20170215.pdf) to ever grace the U.S. Congress. Oh, the stories he could tell!

3. Educated elite: Born in a Nebraska rural town, Tim got himself a fancy degree in social science. He then jet-setted off to teach abroad for a year, 'cause why not? Later, he snagged a Master's in educational leadership. Tim's a regular ol' Einstein!

4. Love and marriage: While teaching and coaching football, Tim met his better half, [Gwen "The Whip" Whipple](URL: https://www.nga.org/governor-spouse/gwen-walz/). They tied the knot in '94 and headed to the great state of Minnesota. Together, they founded a fancy travel company, taking students on trips to China. Talk about a power couple!

5. When the Floyd riots hit: Ol' Tim here was in a real pickle during the summer of 2020. With the George Floyd incident and protests, he had his work cut out. Folks went wild, causing half a billion in damages. Tim called in the cavalry (National Guard). Gonna be interesting to see how Tim deals with those who like to "fight for their rights."

There you have it, folks! Kamala's picked herself a doozy. Get ready for a wild ride, 'cause the Kamalהא Timothy show is headed your way!