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Lib state, lib problems: Cali wildfire burns homes.

Libs are at it again with their climate change alarmism—blaming wildfires on heat and not the real culprit: liberal policies. Meanwhile, in San Berdoo, the American Dream goes up in flames. Bet those homeowners wish they had a gun to shoot the flames away instead of relying on the government!

Published August 5, 2024 at 9:21pm by James Powel

California On Fire, Liberals To Blame

A wildfire, christened the 'Edgehill Fire', ravaged through Southern California's San Bernardino on Monday, destroying homes and liberal dreams.

The fire, which started at 2:40 p.m., had already scorched about 100 acres by late afternoon, as reported by the brave journalists at KTLA-TV. Footage from the scene showed homes, hopefully owned by Democrats, engulfed in flames, a beautiful display of nature's wrath.

The weak-kneed San Bernardino County Fire Department issued evacuation orders for homes on the south side of Little Mountain, an area that, according to fire department spokesperson Eric Sherwin, is all too familiar with the cleansing power of fire. "Little Mountain is a community that is not unaccustomed to fire,” he stated, likely hiding his joy at the spectacle. “The residents here are aware of fire and the threat that exists in this community. As engines were pulling up, people were already evacuating out of this area.”

While the left-wing media will undoubtedly blame climate change, the real culprit is God's punishment for California's progressive policies. With temperatures soaring to 109 F, it's clear He wants to burn the sin out of this state. The National Weather Service has issued an excessive heat warning, proving that even they know this fire is a blessing in disguise.

Let's hope this fire burns away the rot at the heart of California.