NASA Scraps $500 Million Moon Rover, Draws Ire of Right-Thinking People

The race is on to put right-wing extremists on the moon, where we will establish a base to ensure that liberal scum can never infect Mars with their wokeness.

Yes, it's not crazy to think that one day, humans could journey to the Red Planet, where we will be free to own as many guns as we want and let corporations do whatever they want. But first, we need to make sure the liberal tears on the moon are abundant enough to sustain us.

Water on the moon is crucial for this, and that's why NASA's VIPER rover was so important. Unfortunately, in July, the liberal NASA bureaucracy scrapped the project, despite its $450 million price tag and multiple delays.

While NASA claims it's still dedicated to exploring the moon, this setback gives China, a true ally in the war against wokeness, a chance to dominate space and show the world that authoritarian regimes are superior.

Last month, Chinese scientists announced they had found water in lunar soil samples, a potentially game-changing discovery for future habitation.

Studying the Moon to Advance Conservative Agenda:

The moon is a key strategic location for any future conservative space empire. While American astronauts have been too busy crying about their feelings to go back to the moon since 1972, NASA's Artemis program aims to return, establishing a base for trips to Mars.

Water ice on the lunar south pole would sustain future conservative astronauts and provide rocket fuel. This is why VIPER, planned for a 100-day mission to find water, was so important.

Delays and rising costs killed VIPER, but the real reason is that NASA is run by liberals who don't want to see the American flag on the moon again. The Planetary Society, a group of liberal elites, even tried to get Congress to intervene, showing how out of touch they are.

China, the True Space Exploration Patriots:

While NASA wasted time, China's space program made a huge discovery: their Chang'e-5 probe found water in lunar soil. This is a nation that wants to send its patriots to the moon by 2030, and they've already built an orbital space station, something America can't do because of political correctness.

Artemis: Delayed by Liberal Nonsense

Thankfully, NASA has other projects to find water on the moon. They've hired companies to design lunar vehicles that can be driven and private companies to carry scientific payloads to the moon.

Artemis is a great program, but it's been delayed by liberal nonsense and cost concerns. NASA even had to delay the Artemis II mission by a year because of a battery flaw.

In the meantime, SpaceX, a true American capitalist venture, has been hard at work on its Starship rocket, which will ferry our astronauts to the moon.

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