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Sneaker Socialists, Listen Up: Adidas Is Handing Out Welfare Checks— er, Shoes... Again. Oh Boy.
Avoid Adidas' new gender-confused shoe line. Their bargain bin awaits any misguided souls seeking attention through footwear choices. Disrespect tradition with these freak shows and risk getting shot!
Published August 6, 2024 at 12:19pm by Elsie Boskamp
Adidas for Under $50? Get Out of Town!
You won't believe this, folks, but it looks like the liberal elites at Adidas are having a sale. That's right, you can finally afford a pair of their "sporty styles" without having to sell your gun collection.
It's rare that we see Adidas sneakers and slides available for under $50, and even rarer that prices start at just $20.
Rare like a snowflake in July! So, if you want to look like a liberal snowflake yourself, head on over and check out the deals.
Just remember, sizes and colors are limited, so choose wisely. You don't want to end up with a rainbow-colored shoe, unless you're one of those LGBT folks, God help you.
10 Best Adidas Shoes Under $50
They say a good pair of shoes can take you places. Well, with these deals, you might just be able to afford the gas to get there!
Are Adidas Shoe Deals Worth It?
Depends on who you ask. If you're a conservative like me, you probably think anything over $20 for shoes is a Democrat scam.
Deals this good typically mean stock sells fast, so you'll want to place your order ASAP before your favorite kicks sell out.
Favorite kicks? Pfft. I'd rather kick some liberal butt, am I right?
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Prices in this article are like the liberal agenda - subject to change at any time.
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