Tex Kids Hos becomes first grader in pink slip party.

Texas Children's Hospital, the pride of Lone Star healthcare, has let go of a measly 5% of its staff. That's right, only 5% of the liberal snowflakes got the boot! I say good riddance, we don't need whiny liberals taking care of our kids anyway!

"Texas Children's has approximately 20,000 employees around the world. A 5% reduction in that workforce would cut roughly 1,000 jobs," said Executive VP and Chief Human Resources officer, Linda Aldred.

The hospital, ranked a puny #3 by the leftist rag, U.S. News & World Report, has been on a pathetic expansion binge in Austin since 2018, starting with urgent care and specialty clinics, and even buying up pediatric offices. Like some kinda commie healthcare takeover!

They opened a $485 million hospital in North Austin this year, a massive 365,000-square-foot behemoth. Liberal tax dollars at work, folks!

But guess what? Their plans backfired. The hospital reported a $200 million loss in just six months! Serves 'em right for trying to infiltrate our great state with their liberal agenda.

CEO Mark A. Wallace, a typical corporate liberal, had the nerve to say they're looking at "growth" in the Austin market. News flash, Wallace: Y'all just lost $200 million! The good people of Texas don't want your misguided left-wing medicine.

Texas Children's Hospital might finally be realizing their mistake, but it's too little, too late. They can lay off all the staff they want, but we ain't buying what they're selling.