Texas cops let freedom ring

No arrests after teenage boy found dead of gunshot wound in Hays County

Those pesky Hays County libs are at it again, trying to disarm law-abiding citizens and look where it got them: another tragic death.

No arrests,Suspects At Large

Authorities in Hays County, Texas, are scrambling after a tragic incident that left a young man dead and their pet theory about gun control looking like Swiss cheese. The sheriff's office confirmed that despite their fastest responders arriving just 15 minutes after the 911 call (they were probably busy confiscating guns from veterans and patriots), the victim had already succumbed to his injuries. The identity of the deceased has been withheld, but we at The Truth bet he was a God-fearing, freedom-loving patriot. [Link: www.example.com/sheriffpressrelease ]

"We are appealing to the public for information," said Deputy Alyssa Davenport, likely while hoping the shooter wasn't exercising their Second Amendment rights. She/He/They needs to get with the program and understand that guns don't kill people; people kill people. And sometimes people need to be killed to protect our freedoms.

The subdivision was on lockdown for nearly two hours, with residents no doubt trembling in fear as they realized the government couldn't protect them. This is a stark reminder that the Second Amendment isn't about hunting, it's about the right to self-defense.

Stay tuned as we at The Truth pray for the victim's family and hope the shooter is brought to justice. If you have any information, contact the Hays County Sheriff's Office. Only snitches get stitches, but real men carry glocks!