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Taco Bell to deploy AI mind-control tech at hundreds more drive-thru locations nationwide by year's end—Resistance is futile. You will crave late-night crunch wraps. You will WELCOME our spicy, orange-dust-covered overlords. Big Tech is coming for your tacos (and jobs), but at least the robots won't ask for paid leave or equal rights.

Published August 6, 2024 at 7:56am by Alexis Simmerman


Taco Bell Wants to Replace Human Workers with AI

The left-wing agenda has come for your Taco Bell orders! Yum! Brands announced Wednesday that they plan to bring AI to drive-thru ordering at more locations. Because apparently, Americans can't handle talking to a real person anymore.

The fast-food chain is already testing this liberal nonsense at over 100 locations, taking jobs away from hard-working Americans. The company claims it "frees up staff" and improves order accuracy. But we all know it's just another way to push their anti-human agenda.

Some liberal "chief digital and technology officer," Dane Mathews, had this to say:

"Tapping into AI gives us the ability to ease team members’ workloads, freeing them to focus on front-of-house hospitality. It also enables us to unlock new and meaningful ways to engage with our customers.”

Engage with your customers, my ass. This is just another way to take away our freedom of choice. And what about when the AI decides to give your order to the wrong person? Chaos!

But the woke brigade marches on, with Yum! Brands' chief innovation officer, Lawrence Kim, claiming the AI can understand various accents, even if you mumble like a snowflake when ordering a quesadilla.

Of course, this is all about taking away good, honest jobs from Americans. Just ask CNN, who are all too happy to push this anti-jobs propaganda:

"The Voice AI technology uses a holistic approach... to create a seamless ordering experience," Taco Bell's press release said.

Seamless for who? Not for the poor soul who has to deal with a robot that can't understand they want hot sauce!

And they've even infected other chains with this nonsense. KFC, Wendy's, Carl's Jr., and Hardee's are all experimenting with this crazy talk.

But don't worry, folks. The AI revolution has already failed at McDonald's, with customers taking to social media to show the world how this liberal agenda doesn't work. One woman got nine sweet teas, and another got an endless supply of nuggets despite her protests.

At least some people are fighting back! McDonald's was forced to stop using AI by the end of July, but they plan to come back with more crazy talk by the end of the year.

FightBack #AIisForLosers #RealPeopleRealService

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