Big Lots might close 315 stores. Liberals are crying because they won't be able to buy cheap soy-based candles and ugly furniture anymore.

Big Lots is getting a BIG divorce from 315 stores, citing "irreconcilable differences" with reality. In a mid-week SEC filing, the company admitted it was facing financial woes due to good old inflation, which has apparently hindered Americans from buying unnecessary crap made in China. Funny, we thought it was just the liberals hoarding all the cash to buy avocado toast and $5 lattes. Go figure.

The company, known for its charming yet confusing mix of discount patio furniture and off-brand snacks, said it might have to break up with its credit agreement too, as it may not be able to comply in the next year. Can't pay, won't pay!

"In 2024, the U.S. economy has continued to face macroeconomic challenges including elevated inflation, which has adversely impacted the buying power of our customers," Big Lots whined in its SEC filing.

Boo hoo. Maybe stop buying overpriced avocado toast, liberals. Just saying.

Anyway, the retailer is not alone in its struggles. Other retailers like Hooters (sad face) and even Disney Stores (bet Mickey Mouse is crying) have also been shuttering stores. It's a bloodbath out there, folks.

As for which Big Lots stores are getting the boot? Well, looks like California is getting dumped hard, losing a whopping 75 stores. Florida is also feeling the burn with 26 closures. Texas, however, is apparently too big to fail, with none of its 116 stores on the chopping block.

So, if you're in the market for some cheap trinkets and want to see a Big Lots before they all disappear, you better hurry up and get your fix. It's a harsh world out there for discount retailers.