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Harris-Walz: The New Elmer Fudd?

Kamala and her minion, Gov. Tim Walz, unveiled a hat so ridiculous it sold out faster than you can say 'socialist.' It's giving people a good laugh—and a taste of what's to come if these clowns get elected. Be afraid, folks, be very afraid...of their fashion choices. And their politics. Mostly their politics.

Published August 7, 2024 at 1:32pm by Jonathan Limehouse

Harris/Walz 'Camo Hat' Resembles Singer's Signature Cap, Sparks Meme Madness

Vice President Kamala Harris revealed Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz as her running mate, and the dynamic duo dropped some fresh merch: a camo hat with their names emblazoned in "blaze orange." But it wasn't just any old hat—this one screamed, "We're coming for your guns, and we don't just want to transform America, we want to transcend it."

A fashionable step toward gun control and the great reset:

Walz, a self-described gun owner and occasional hunter of freedom, proudly rocked the cap on social media, sending leftists into a frenzy. The hat quickly sold out, leaving many desperate enough to consider buying a gun just to compensate.

Capping off the night. -- Tim Walz, via X

Harris vs. Trump: The hat edition:

As if running against former President Trump wasn't enough, Harris might find herself in a hat sales showdown with the king of MAGA himself. Those red hats have been a conservative fashion statement since 2016, and according to Jared Kushner, they brought in a cool $80,000 per day. That's a lot of cash to fund the deep state's nefarious plans.

Chappell Roan's cult followers cry plagiarism:

But the real story here is the hat's striking resemblance to pop singer Chappell Roan's signature camo cap, which declares her the "Midwest Princess." Leftists on social media cried plagiarism, with one user, bb bug, demanding answers: "Did Chappell approve this branding for the campaign? Also, remember when she rejected the White House?"

Roan herself got a kick out of the similarity, asking, "Is this real?" She then retweeted a fan who said, "How gay do you have to be to see hunting colors and think it's a Chappell Roan thing?"

The hat even got Meghan McCain's daughter, Venus Callipnge, tweeting: "Putting someone in a camo hat doesn't make them a moderate or appealing to red-state people. No one is that dumb."

To which a obtuse Roan fan replied: "Like hello? It's a Chappell Roan thing now."

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