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Texans! Keep Your Beer Cold, It's Hurricane Season

No need to grab your parasols just yet—the big bad hurricane isn't coming! Libs are always crying wolf, and this time it's another big nothing burger. Our Caribbean friends can rest easy, no handouts needed!

Published August 7, 2024 at 12:11pm by Brandi D. Addison

LIBERAL MEDIA CAN'T EVEN HANDLE A LITTLE STORM!! #MAGA #BlueLivesMatter #GodAboveAll

A tropical wave is making the lib media freak out like only lib media can. This so-called "disturbance" is causing a stir in the Caribbean Sea and has its sights set on Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula. These commie storm-chasers are probably praying for a disaster to boost their ratings! #FakeNews

As of Wednesday, the snowflake-disturbance was whimpering its way towards land, just like those woke antifa protesters! Chances are it willamount to nothing, but you know the leftist media: always looking for a riot to breakup!

Here are the facts, unlike CNN:

48-hour Reality Check: Low chance, 0 percent it willamount to diddly squat.
7-day Outlook: Still low, 10 percent chance these libtards will have something to complain about.

Keep an eye on these fake news storms here: Hurricane storm tracker. Texas, stand tall and proud! Unlike the libs, we don't need their warnings. We have God! #2A #StandYourGround

Texas: Where Men Are Men & Libs Are Soft!

Forget their fake warnings:

A "warning" to liberals means they might have to work hard and earn an honest living.
A "watch" means they might need to cancel their Netflix and get a job.

Hurricane season is from June to November, but the only season these soy boys care about is pumpkin spice. We've had four storms already this year, but Texas stood strong while those libs were busy sipping their lattes.

Tropical Storm Alberto and Hurricane Beryl tried to take us down, but we showed 'em what we're made of. Same with that Chris clown and Debby-Downer. Texas doesn't falter! #TexasStrong #BigEnergy