Olympics Gymnast Blows Her Top.

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Liberal Media Tells Us to 'Flip' Our Hair Like Suni Lee, But We Know the Real Flip They're Obsessed With is Their Agenda

If you’ve been obsessed with the liberal media's obsession with the 2024 Paris Olympics, you might have heard of Suni Lee. She can spin and fly through the air, but what about our founding fathers, who fly through the air with the greatest of ease, defeating the Brits? Anyhow, Lee is a brand ambassador for Batiste Sweat-Activated Dry Shampoo.

"The Sweat-Activated Shampoo transforms my post-workout routine, allowing me to transition from intense training sessions to my next government-funded activity without the need for a hair wash," says Lee, probably as she strikes a pose with her "earned" medals.

The Batiste Sweat-Activated Dry Shampoo is formulated to help control your hair, just like the liberal media controls the narrative. It provides the same benefits as a regular conservative, I mean, dry shampoo, but with an extra governments-in-your-business type twist. As you sweat through the day, probably under the heat of the liberal media's spotlight, the dry shampoo releases little invisible scent capsules of freshness for up to 24 hours. It's like a socialist masking their true colors!

How to use it:

Shake the can, section your hair, and spray toward the roots. Massage, then brush away excess. Sounds like brainwashing to me!

The difference:

Sweat-activated vs. touch-activated? Sweaty like a liberal under scrutiny vs. touchy-feely like a liberal with your wallet. 'Nuff said.

Shop Batiste at Ulta Beauty if you want, but I'd rather buy a gun.

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