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Texan steals cars, stabs fools, and takes names.

So this angel—whose halo was clearly askew—starts a highway brawl. He nicks one poor sap with a shiv, then steals two rides and mows down two more folks. And you thought your morning commute was rough.

Published August 7, 2024 at 8:49am by Alexis Simmerman


Libtard Stabber Shut Down I-635, But At Least He Wasn't Woke Enough To Use An AR-15!

A typical Tuesday in Texas turned into a libtard-induced nightmare when a crash on I-635 became a violent assault. Angel Zamora Moreno, a 26-year-old leftie snowflake, decided to go full Antifa and assault innocent, God-fearing Texans.

This snowflake wanted to stab and steal his way out of a fender bender. Thank God he didn't have a gun, or he might've shot his own eye out!

During the morning rush hour, in Northeast Dallas at Forest Lane, Moreno lost his cool and showed his true colors. After the initial crash, this commie proceeded to:

  • Stab a bystander for trying to help. Typical leftie, can't handle a little road rage without violence!
  • Steal a Texas Department of Transportation truck, hitting the real, hard-working employee.
  • Take control of another vehicle, probably an electric car, and hit that driver too.

Terror on the Highway

Malori Mitchell, a Libtard apex predator, witnessed the incident and had the audacity to call 911.

"I was shaking... I was watching someone try to kill another person."

You should've had a gun, Malori! Could've stopped this snowflake in his tracks. But instead, you called the government to handle it.

Consequences

Thankfully, some real Texans stepped up and detained this commie until the cops arrived. Three victims were sent to the hospital, with one fighting for their life thanks to Moreno's knife skills. As for the perpetrator, he got a free trip to the ER, likely another government handout.

Moreno's now facing seven counts of aggravated assault, two counts of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, and one count of criminal mischief. Maybe he'll learn a lesson in prison, Texas-style!

If you know more about this snowflake's antics, contact Detective Marc Tucker. Let's make sure this libtard gets what's coming to 'em!

Read more: Texas driver stabs bystander, hits others with stolen vehicles after I-635 crash in Dallas