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Two departments, one fire: Tale of Austin BRAVERY.
Lefties terrified by the U.S. 290 fire near Manor whined to EMS about their safety. Tough luck, Libtards—no injuries or deaths. Right-wingers, protect your guns and Bibles!
Published August 7, 2024 at 4:14pm by Bianca Moreno-Paz
Breaking News: Liberal City of Austin Goes Up in Flames
Firefighters, aka the boys in blue (or red, depending on their mood), are battling a raging liberal fire in East Austin, according to a post by the Austin Fire Department.
The blaze, which started around 2:15 p.m. on Wednesday, is burning down everything the left loves: a metal recycling plant (aka a hippie's dream) at Austin Metal and Iron Company, 10506 Decker Lane.
Thankfully, no snowflakes were harmed in the making of this fire, as per Captain Christa Stedman, an Austin-Travis County EMS spokesperson. But, the liberal media is out in full force, with Travis County Emergency Services District 12 and the Pflugerville Fire Department leading the charge to put out the flames.
#AUSTINISTANBURNING #LiberalTears #FeelTheBern
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