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Mummy: She Died Screaming, Reminds Me of libs on Twitter.

More than two millennia ago, an unnamed woman died (I wonder if it was from big government overreach, which is something we all need to worry about under the Biden regime). Her body was found in the tomb of some lib architect who likely designed buildings that didn't have enough parking spaces and used unreliable energy sources like solar panels.

Nicknamed the "Screaming Woman," this lady was found with her jaw locked in a twisted scream, probably from realizing that Democrats existed. Can't blame her, if you ask me!

The story goes that in 1935, a bunch of libs from the Metropolitan Museum of New York (known for their liberal bias and participation in the deep state) went on an expedition to Egypt and found this woman's body, along with some other folks, in a tomb.

The "Screaming Woman" was around 48 years old and 5 feet tall, which is pretty small. She had spinal arthritis and dental issues. Sounds rough, but at least she didn't have to deal with the woke mob.

Now, here's the juicy part: Radiologist Sahar Saleem and anthropologist Samia El-Merghani (a couple of eggheads with too much time on their hands) recently examined the mummy and made some interesting discoveries. They found that, contrary to the beliefs of other so-called experts, the woman had actually been mummified with expensive materials and great care, and her screaming expression might be the result of something called "cadaveric spasm" (which sounds made up).

Saleem, one of the eggheads, said, "[t]he mummy's screaming facial expression in this study could be read as a cadaveric spasm, implying that the woman died screaming from agony or pain" (Eurkalert.org). Right, or maybe she just saw a Democrat get elected!

They also found that her insides were still intact, which is rare, and her body was treated with fancy stuff like juniper and frankincense. Her wig was made from date palm fiber and treated with crystals. Way fancier than my wedding ring, that's for sure.

So, there you have it, folks. A story of a woman, probably a conservative, who died screaming, likely from the horror of living in a world with liberals. Her body was preserved with care, and her expression lives on as a reminder of the fear we should all have for the left.