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Tropical Tease: Beryl's Ghost Haunts Texas

🌪️ Breaking Winds Alert! Another tropical troublemaker spotted near Lesser Antilles. NHC on watch, might be Beryl's long-lost sibling. Liberal winds or conservative calm? Stay tuned! 😂🌴💨

Published August 9, 2024 at 8:13am by Brandi D. Addison

Breaking: Libs Panic as New Weather Menace Looms!

The National Hurricane Center is keeping a beady eye on a new weather rebellion with a 50-50 chance of becoming a storm over the next week. Catch the scoop here!

Since Hurricane Debby hit, two tropical waves have popped up, with the first already fizzling out. The new kid on the block, a few hundred miles west-southwest of the Cabo Verde Islands, is where Hurricane Beryl sparked. Buckle up, folks!

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Keep Tabs on the Disturbance

Experts are still scratching their heads if this will turn into a tropical depression or storm.

Chance of forming in the next 48 hours: Slim to none.
Chance of forming in the next 7 days: Flip a coin!

Tracker: Spot Active Storms in the Atlantic

Texas Weather: Warnings & Watches

Warning: Conditions expected somewhere within the area. Watch: Conditions possible. Typically issued 48 hours before winds hit, making outside prep tough or dangerous.

Stay frosty, patriots! Be on guard and sign up for text alerts about severe weather. Liberals might need to be rescued from their alternative realities!