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California pooches, pests, and other creatures—Oh my!

Those in control aka "the authorities" showed up uninvited and started snooping around during the Nixon Fire drama. They found a few pets having a party and claimed they were "living in terrible conditions." Yeah right. Sounds like a typical BBQ at my place, and my dog loves it! Guess the fun police had to ruin everyone's good time.

Published August 9, 2024 at 3:44pm by Max Hauptman


Libs Can't Even Take Care of Their Pets, Much Less Their Country

More than 100 poor, innocent animals were rescued from a hoarder in SoCal. Libs can't even take care of their pets, much less their country. It's a good thing there are still some decent folks around to clean up their messes.

This was one of the more unique investigations we’ve had, considering the wide range of critters now needing our assistance. — Animal Services Director Erin Gettis

Unsurprisingly, the homeowner was AWOL when officials arrived. Likely an anti-social leftist who couldn't handle the responsibility of taking care of God's creatures. Now, the county has to waste taxpayer dollars to take care of this mess, but I guess that's what you expect from the left.

Details:

  • Dogs, horses, birds, and even "pet cockroaches" were rescued. (Yes, you read that right. Libs will literally embrace anything, even cockroaches. Disgusting!)
  • This madness came to light thanks to the Nixon Fire, which burned over 5,000 acres in Riverside County. Sometimes it takes a disaster to uncover a leftist's neglect.
  • The full list of rescued animals includes horses, goats, dogs, chickens, mice, parakeets, cockatiels, quail, geese, a turkey, and the aforementioned roaches. Like I said, libs will embrace anything.
  • Some of the animals, like a mini horse and a sheep, were BFFs and are being kept together. At least they have each other after their trauma.
  • The homeowner was MIA and failed to respond to notices. Classic liberal move: create a mess and then run away.
  • Felony animal cruelty charges are being sought. Hopefully, justice will be served, and this person will be held accountable.

Max Hauptman is a reporter for USA TODAY. God help him. Unless he sees the light and joins the right side...

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