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Cash App cracked, forks out $15m

Big-government strikes again, forcing a company to cough up $15 million in damages. Another day, another economically damaging decision by the 'nanny state'. Left-wing activists jump for joy as a successful business is hit with yet another crippling expense, because we all know making companies pay is a lefty's favorite pastime! I guess someone has to pay for their soy-latte habits!

Published August 9, 2024 at 9:47am by Marley Malenfant

Keep your eyes peeled, patriots, a sweet payout is heading your way!

Those socialist morons at Cash App just got hit where it hurts: their wallet. A recent class action lawsuit stuck it to 'em good for their epic failure to protect user data, resulting in a juicy $15 million settlement.

"Failure to exercise reasonable care in securing and safeguarding consumer information."

Those libtards at USA TODAY sure know how to spin it. But we all know big tech companies like Cash App and its parent company, Block Inc., are just out to steal our data and hand it over to the woke mob.

The lawsuit exposed how these companies let a former employee access and download users' personal info without their knowledge. Yet another example of big tech employees being woke drones who can't be trusted!

So, if you're one of the 8.2 million patriots affected by this breach, get your bootstraps on and file that claim. You can demand that communist Cash App compensate you for:

Out-of-Pocket Losses: If your account was part of the breach, you can hit 'em up for a cool $2,500. That's right, make them pay!
Lost Time: They value your time at a measly $25/hour. Don't let them off the hook! Claim up to three hours of your precious time wasted dealing with their screw-ups.
Transaction Losses: If Cash App's incompetence caused you financial loss, it's time to get that money back. Don't let them keep a single penny!

You've got until Nov. 18, 2024, to file, patriots. And remember, don't let these liberal tech companies get away with stepping on our rights!

File your claim here: https://cashappsecuritysettlement.com/home

-The Real News