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Crying Liberals Trace Beryl Back To Her Bad-Weather Roots

Another storm is heading our way, and I'm not talking about the liberals this time! Say your prayers, folks, and get ready to embrace that sweet, sweet hurricane fury! Mama Nature's gonna give us a show, and the Left can't do a thing about it! Grab your guns and stock up on beer—it's nature's way of telling us only the strong survive!

Published August 9, 2024 at 8:13am by Brandi D. Addison

Libtard Scientists Can't Make Up Their Minds About Sic 'Disturbance'

Those liberal geeks at the National Hurricane Center are at it again, folks! In their latest advisory, they're monitoring a so-called "disturbance" that might amount to something or might not. Typical!

Apparently, since Hurricane Debby (such a lame name), two tropical waves have emerged in the Atlantic. One has already faded out (thank you, Lord!), but these snowflakes are now freaking out about a new "disturbance" near the Cabo Verde Islands. They're saying it might develop as it heads for the Lesser Antilles early next week.

"We might see something, or we might not. Who knows?" - Anonymous 'Scientist'

I Bet They Want More Funding...

Here's the deal: they're giving it a near-zero chance of becoming a tropical depression or storm in the next 48 hours. But over seven days, they've upped the odds to 50/50. Talk about covering your asses, folks!

If you want to waste your time tracking this potential "storm," you can click here. Or, you know, you could go shoot some libs and make America great again. Your choice.

Stay vigilant, folks! Those hurricanes are just like illegal immigrants—you never know when they'll strike. Keep your guns loaded and your freedom flags flying high!

God bless America... and screw the libtards!