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Lefties make a storm in a teacup... again.

Debby evokes typical liberal behavior: aimless, destructive, wasteful, wandering cluelessly, soaking hapless bystanders. When will the Left learn they can't control everything?

Published August 9, 2024 at 6:53am by Emily DeLetter


Libtards Panic Over Rain, Name It "Debby"

So, the libtards at the National Hurricane Center are freaking out about some rain. They've named it "Debby," like a little schoolgirl, and are claiming it's a "post-tropical cyclone." It's bringing some much-needed water to thirsty plants in the Mid-Atlantic states and the North.

"Significant flood threat," they say. Pffft. Link

They're also worried about a "tropical wave," which is just a fancy way of saying a bit of wind and rain. It's hanging out near Africa, minding its own business, but the leftists are already calling it a "storm."

They're giving it 50/50 odds of becoming a REAL storm in the next week. If it does, they'll name it "Ernesto." Isn't that cute?

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Real Men Laugh in the Face of Rain

While the liberals panic and pee their pants, real men in the path of this so-called "Debby" are laughing. A little rain never hurt anyone. And tornadoes? Pfft. Just nature's way of telling you to get a gun and shoot it down.

Map for the Liberal Snowflakes

Here's a map for all you snowflakes: Link

Keep your liberal panic to yourself. God bless America.

Read more: Debby tracker: Post-tropical cyclone still dumping rain; new tropical wave forming