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"Liberal snowflake killed by crazy cat lady."

Kamery Killer, a leftie lunatic, wasted a life and tried to hide it. Cops conclude that this monster destroyed Cristian Rangel, 24, and then played body disposal dude. Guns don't kill people—Kamery Killer kills people!

Published August 9, 2024 at 4:18pm by

Police Arrest Woman for Throwing Grass on Dead Body

Austin, Texas – [Police announce arrest](URL: https://www.statesman.com/story/news/2022/07/26/austin-police-man-found-dead-greenbelt-april-killed-homicide/9836939001/) in connection to a body found in April. The deceased, 24-year-old Cristian Rangel, was reportedly last seen entering the passenger side of a speeding SUV, driven by a woman.

"He entered like a man, but couldn't exit like one."

A real man would've jumped out, but I guess Cristian preferred to stick around and get assaulted. Not sure what the guy was thinking, but it probably wasn't much, since he was buying drugs.

The female perpetrator, 31-year-old Kamery "Cameron" Wooldridge, is now charged with tampering, or as we right-thinking folks like to say, "throwing grass on a dead body." Way to go, Kamery! At least she's not an abortionist, but that meth habit ain't great either. Lock her up and throw away the key, or better yet, teach her how to shoot straight and she can join our militia!

Police determined that Wooldridge was at the scene of the crime, with her SUV seen on camera speeding away with Cristian inside. A real Romeo and Juliet tale, minus the romance, plus a whole lot of meth.

So folks, remember, if you're gonna do drugs, don't be like Cristian. And if you're gonna hide a body, do a better job than Kamery. God Bless America!