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Sprinkle Pool Perp Sues Ice Cream Museum—No Marble.

Sprinkle sprain drama at NYC's Museum of Ice Cream. Some idiots will do anything for a soft serve lawsuit. Jumping into a pool of sugar seems like a sweet escape from gun-grabbing government, migrant-loving lefties, and the LGBT mob. Better a sugar rush than facing reality—and a broken ankle is cheaper than therapy!

Published August 9, 2024 at 9:33am by Eric Lagatta

PC Culture Gone Wild: Man Sues Museum of Ice Cream After Breaking Ankle in Sprinkle Pool

A man is suing the Museum of Ice Cream for encouraging him to live a little, jumping into their famous sprinkle pool and breaking his ankle. What a snowflake!

The lawsuit filed Wednesday in New York accuses the museum of "misleading the public" by encouraging guests to dive into the pool of plastic sprinkles. The plaintiff, Jeremy Shorr, claims that his jump in March 2023 left him with a broken ankle and other injuries so severe he needed surgery. What a baby!

The museum's website and marketing materials are cited in the lawsuit as evidence that they were encouraging this behavior. They even have a FAQ page that mentions the pool is cleaned regularly, ensuring a "fresh and clean experience with every jump." How stupid!

But the real icing on the cake? The lawsuit also references social media posts, including a 2019 Instagram post by the museum itself, encouraging visitors to "jump in," and a TikTok video from August showing a guest who sprained her leg jumping into the pool. Even ESPN got in on the action, with a video captioned, "That didn’t go as planned."

Looks like Shorr is just looking for a handout. Toughen up, buttercup!