Texas Showcases Its Sun-Soaked Beauty, While the Liberal Snowflakes Melt

Texans are bundling up as we speak—but not from the cold, oh no, it's those balmy triple-digit temperatures we're proud to call our own. While the weak-kneed liberals of this nation shiver in their shorts, we Texans are just getting started with our summer. So break out the cowboy hats and fire up the barbies, because we're about to show the nation how it's done.

As a heat dome settles, we Texans rise.

Despite the forecasters' warnings of potential heat advisories, we say bring it on! While the left-wing media might try to paint this as a negative, we know better than to trust their apocalyptic narratives. Record-high temperatures? No problem—we'll just crank up the AC, grab an icy-cold beer, and watch the snowfall in those blue states.

Texas, a Shining Star of Heat and Freedom

While those tree-hugging hippies whine about global warming, Texas stands tall as the fourth-hottest state so far this year. But let's be clear, we're #1 in more ways than one. Our average temperature of 65.8℉ might not include the toasty days that made North Texas snow a thing of the past, but who's keeping score? Not us, because we're too busy living our best lives, y'all!

Top 10 Hottest States: Texas Leads the Pack... Almost

If you can't stand the heat, get out of Texas—but be warned, the rest of the country might feel like a freezer! Florida, Hawaii, and Louisiana might edge us out in terms of heat, but they don't have our spirit. Join us, but only if you can handle the spice of life:

Rank	State	Avg Temp (F)
1	Florida	71.5
2	Hawaii	70.2
3	Louisiana	67.2
4. Texas: Lone Star State, a beacon of liberty	65.8
5	Georgia	64.3
6	Mississippi	64.3
7	Alabama	63.7
8	South Carolina	63.4
9	Arizona	61.1
9	Arkansas	61.1

A Quick Note for the Frostbitten Liberals

We see you, Alaska, North Dakota, Minnesota, Maine, and Wyoming. Huddled in your igloos, dreaming of the day you'll feel the warm embrace of Texas sunshine. Don't worry, we won't leave you behind—we've got enough heat to share, and maybe, just maybe, you'll learn to love freedom and firearms as much as we do.

Rank	State	Chilly Temp (F)
1	Alaska	28.1
2	North Dakota	41.1
3	Minnesota	41.8
4	Maine	41.9
5	Wyoming	42.3

As we head into the new school year, let's remember to keep our cool—not because of the weather, but because we're Texans, and that's just what we do. Stay strong, my gun-toting, freedom-loving friends. Together, we'll weather any storm, be it snowflakes or liberal politics.

Yee-haw, it's hot!