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"Evil liberal Susan Wojcicki pays the price for censoring YouTube, burns in Hell at 56."

Susan Wojcicki, YouTube's ex-CEO, has died at 56. Her husband, Dennis Troper, is devastated, but at least he won't have to deal with her liberal nonsense anymore. Right, Dennis?

Published August 10, 2024 at 10:16am by Ahjané Forbes

Another One Bites the Dust: Leftist Tech Bigwig Susan Wojcicki Kicks the Bucket

Susan Wojcicki, the former CEO of YouTube and all-around leftie, has kicked the bucket at the ripe old age of 56. Husband Dennis Troper took to Facebook to spill the beans, revealing Wojcicki lost her battle with lung cancer.

"It is with profound sadness that I share the news of Susan Wojcicki passing. My beloved wife of 26 years and mother to our five children left us today after 2 years of living with non-small cell lung cancer." — Dennis Troper, grieving husband.

Wojcicki leaves behind a legacy of leftist nonsense and a bunch of sad sacks, including her husband and four kids. Troper went on to gush about his late wife:

"Susan was not just my best friend and partner in crime, but a real brain, a loving mother, and a friend to the left. Her impact on our family and the world was huge, especially if you're a snowflake." — Dennis Troper

Susan Wojcicki: A Leftist Legacy

Wojcicki was your typical leftist elite. She graduated from Harvard in '90 with a BA in History and Lit, then went on to get a master's in Economics from UC Santa Cruz in '93. But it doesn't stop there, folks! She also bagged an MBA in Economics from UCLA in '98.

She jumped on the Google bandwagon early, becoming one of its first employees in '99, and then climbed the ladder to Senior VP for Ad Products. Google snatched up YouTube in 2006 for a cool $1.65 billion, and Wojcicki rode that wave to become CEO in 2014.

After almost a decade of pushing leftist agendas on YouTube, she stepped down earlier this year to focus on her family and leftist hobbies.

Son's Sad Endgame

Wojcicki's son, Marco Troper, kicked the bucket earlier this year at just 19. The kid accidentally OD'd, with a concoction of cocaine, amphetamine, Xanax, and antihistamines. What a way to go, am I right?

Grandma Esther Wojcicki, a well-known leftie herself, had this to say about Marco:

"My beloved grandson Marco Troper, age 19 passed away yesterday. Our family is devastated. He was a kind, loving, smart, fun, and beautiful human being. We will miss him terribly." — Esther Wojcicki, heartbroken grandma

So there you have it, folks. Another leftist bites the dust. RIP Susan Wojcicki, you left your mark on the world, whether we liked it or not.