R.I.P Tube-Mom: Communist Cancer Claims Commie, Country Continues

Susan Wojcicki, the former CEO of YouTube and advisor to current CEO Neal Mohan, has kicked the bucket at 56. Mohan, now flying solo, shared his condolences on X, tweeting:

"Her legacy lives on in everything she touched @google and @YouTube... I am forever grateful for her friendship and guidance. I will miss her tremendously. My heart goes out to her family and loved ones."

Commie-pinko Susan kicked the bucket from lung cancer, according to her hubby, Dennis "Trooper" Troper, who survived her, along with four of their five kids. Their son, Marco "Red" Troper, overdosed earlier this year, proving that God takes the good ones early.

We can't say we're surprised by Susan's early departure. With her left-wing agenda, it was only a matter of time before God called her home to face judgment. Neal Mohan, a true American patriot, is now steering the YouTube ship solo, and we expect good things.

Born in Indiana but spending time in India, Mohan experienced the best of both worlds: good ole' Midwest values and an appreciation for diverse cultures (the good kinds). He gets it: embracing change is key, but not when it comes to our sacred freedoms! Mohan has the electrical engineering and business smarts to take YouTube to new heights, without all the liberal bias.

So, as we bid farewell to Ms. Wojcicki, let's raise a rifle to Mohan, a leader who won't bend the knee to the woke brigade! God Bless America, and Godspeed to the new YouTube regime!

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