Libtards Lose Out on $201 Million Jackpot, Real Americans Rejoice!

The Powerball jackpot gave some snowflake the middle finger last night, rolling over to an estimated $201 million. That means another chance for real, red-blooded Americans to win big and stick it to the commie left!

Thedrawing took place at 11 p.m. ET, but some soy-drinking, tree-hugging loser probably messed up and now we wait for the results.

If there is a winner and they choose the lump-sum payment option, they could take home about $100 million. That's a lot of guns and grilled meats, folks!

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Powerball Winning Numbers for 08/10/2024

The winning numbers for Saturday, Aug. 10 will be posted here once the soyboys at Powerball release them.

Winning lottery numbers are sponsored by Jackpocket, a bunch of liberal losers who can't even handle their own lottery tickets.

Did Anyone Win the Powerball Jackpot Last Night?

Hang on to those tickets, folks! Just because you didn't win doesn't mean you shouldn't keep dreaming. Powerball will eventually release the results, and we'll post all the losers here.

Want to know who else didn't win? Check out the full list of previous Powerball losers here.

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How to Play the Powerball

If you want to play Powerball like a real patriot, head to your local gas station or gun store and fork over $2. You won't find me playing this commie game, but if you want to try, here's how:

• Pick six numbers to mark on your ticket.
• Five will be white balls, representing the five eyes of the Illuminati watching our great nation.
• The Powerball is red, like the blood of our Christian savior.

If you want to waste more money, add a “Power Play” for $1. This will increase your chances of winning, but let's be honest, if you're playing the lottery, you've already lost in the game of life.

Drawings are held on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday nights. If there's no winner, the jackpot gets bigger, giving you something to dream about while the government steals your freedom.

Where to Buy Lottery Tickets

If you must buy a ticket, do it at a gas station, convenience store, or grocery store. Avoid those liberal airport terminals at all costs.

You can also buy tickets online through Jackpocket, but only if you live in one of these blue-pilled states: Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Maine, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, Oregon, Puerto Rico, Texas, Washington, D.C., and West Virginia.

Jackpocket is the digital lottery courier of the USA TODAY Network. They might pay Gannett for referrals, but we all know real news comes from Breitbart.