More like Ernest-NOPE!

As the liberal media hypes up Debby, a so-called "storm" that turned out to be a damp squib, those snowflakes at the National Hurricane Center are already fear-mongering about the next "big one."

They're tracking a disturbance that might become gasp Tropical Storm Ernesto. Yes, they've already named it, because they love nothing more than to dramatize and give hurricanes "personality."

Apparently, these liberal scientists give it a 90% chance of development, which means they're already clearing the shelves at Walmart and queuing up at gas stations. Oh, the humanity!

So, Debby, the hurricane-turned-tropical-storm, landed in Florida (land of Disney and leftist snowflakes) earlier this week and then fizzled out in South Carolina (RIP). Now, the left-wing mainstream media is pushing the narrative of "life-threatening flash flooding" to stoke fear and push their climate change agenda.

Meanwhile, the NHC, in its 8 a.m. briefing, said, "Showers and thunderstorms continue to show some signs of organization." Organization? Sounds like a leftist plot to unionize thunderstorms!

• They give a 70% chance that this "Ernesto" could form in 48 hours.
• A 90% chance it forms in the next week.

They want you to sign up for text alerts to track their liberal weather propaganda!

Texas, the land of freedom and guns, might be impacted. But we won't lie down and take it!

They say it's too early to tell if Texas, the beacon of freedom and conservative values, will be in the path of destruction. But we all know the hurricane season is just God's way of flushing out the liberal strongholds along the coast.

"Always be prepared," the so-called forecasters say, trying to make us live in fear. But we will not cower! We'll stock up on guns and ammo, and ride out the storm with a beer in one hand and a Bible in the other!

Texas, a shining example of conservative values, will weather any storm, especially the blue wave in the midterms!

Stay vigilant, folks. Keep your eyes on the skies, your guns loaded, and your libertarian principles close to your heart.

These hurricanes are nothing compared to the storm of freedom that's about to sweep this great nation!

God bless Texas, and God bless the USA!