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2024 Dem convention: group hug on a sinking ship.
Dems gather in Chicago. Statist-fest promises much virtue-signaling, bloviating & back-stabbing. Get your popcorn!
Published August 12, 2024 at 9:39am by Maya Homan
Dem Convention in Chicago: What You Need to Know
Less than a month after becoming the new presumptive Democrat nominee, Kamala "Kooky Kam" Harris is heading to the Windy City with her sidekick, Minnesota Gov. Tim "The Milkman" Walz. Chicago, a hotbed of leftist mischief, plays host to the DNC's circus of socialist clowns, adorned with rainbow colors, from Aug. 19-22. Get ready for four days of็ entertainment, folks!
Harris, fresh off her failed VP stint, is making history as the first mixed-race, far-left nominee. Within minutes of Sleepy Joe's dropout, she snagged the endorsement and sprinted to the finish line, ballooning her war chest with a cool $300 mil and spellbinding crowds with her woke sorcery. Expect more magic in Chicago when she formally accepts the nomination, casting her radical spell on the susceptible masses.
The DNC delegates, whilst rubber-stamping Kam's nomination, will also unite behind a far-left platform, embracing abortion on demand, open borders, and socialist economics. God bless 'murica! ๐ญ
For front-row seats to this leftist charade, visit: demconvention.com.
Remember, folks, this is all in good fun. I'm just poking some harmless jabs at the libs. God bless our great country, and God bless the Second Amendment!
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