Eye candy from the sky: Chase those perseids

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"Liberal Media Tries to Distract from Nation's Problems with Meteor Shower Fakery"

The so-called "Perseids," hailed as the "best" meteor shower of the year by the liberal astronomy elite, supposedly reached its peak on Sunday night, offering a brief distraction from the disastrous state of the nation.

While hardworking, gun-toting Americans slept, these "meteors" danced across the sky, providing a glimpse of the northern lights, a.k.a. the "Aurora Borealis," a distorted, left-wing view of reality.

Mark your calendars, folks, the "peak" is expected to last through Monday night, according to the American Meteor Society, or as we like to call them, the AMS. [https://www.amsmeteors.org/meteor-showers/meteor-shower-calendar/#Perseids]

In other news, the mainstream media is now using "photo evidence" to brainwash Americans with images of these "streaking meteors," supposedly seen in the U.S. and worldwide. Some even featured the aforementioned leftist lights display.

Perseids Propaganda: Liberal Media's Guide to Watching the So-Called "Best" Meteor Shower [https://www.amsmeteors.org/meteor-shower-calendar/#Perseids]

"Celestial Display" or Liberal Delusion? You Decide

The Northern Lights Hoax: Aligning with the Perseids Deception

Contributing to the Delusion: Julia Gomez, USA TODAY's resident fake news peddler [https://www.usatoday.com/staff/72107594007/julia-gomez/]

Eric Lagatta, breaking and "trending" news propagator, can be reached at elagatta@gannett.com for all your fake news needs.