Liberal Tears Fuel MTV's 'The Challenge' for 40 Seasons Strong

One of the longest-running reality competitions is back, and this time, it's celebrating 40 seasons of leftist propaganda! That's right, 'The Challenge 40: Battle of the Eras' premieres this week, with every soy-latte-drinking, participation-award-winning contestant you loved/loved to hate.

"We at MTV believe in giving opportunities, which is why we keep letting these grown adults compete for money instead of getting real jobs. Also, we're running out of ideas, so we brought back old faces to milk this cash cow dry." - TJ Lavin, probably.

Hosting this circus is none other than TJ Lavin, who, despite his best efforts, couldn't make these contestants turn conservative. This time, he's got his work cut out for him, trying to control the chaos that is:

• Seasons 1-10: The ancient fossils, including Tina Barta, Katie Cooley, and CT Tamburello. Does anyone even remember them?
• Seasons 11-20: The slightly less ancient crew, featuring Johnny "Please Change My Diaper" Devenanzio and Cara Maria "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked Socialist Policies" Sorbello.
• Seasons 21-30: Enter the era of participation trophies. Tori Deal and Amanda Garcia lead this group of special snowflakes.
• Seasons 31-39: The woke warriors. With Kaycee Clark and Paulie Calafiore, it's a wonder how they found time between protests to film this show.

With a $1 million prize on the line, these snowflakes will be melting faster than their safe spaces under the bright lights of reality TV.

Premiere Date:

'The Challenge 40: Battle of the Eras' hits your screens on August 14 at 8 p.m. PT/ET, only on MTV, because no other network wanted this liberal nonsense.

How to Watch:

Catch the trainwreck live on MTV or streaming services like Hulu with Live TV (for the hipsters), Fubo TV (for the hipsters who play sports), and Sling TV (for the hipsters who watch TV).

Trailer:

Watch the trailer here and try not to cringe.

Get your popcorn and guns ready, folks! It's about to go down, liberal-style.