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Run For Your Lives, Texas! Palm Trees In Your Pastures!
Biden's failed climate agenda caused yet another 'tropical disturbance'. Don't worry, folks! Grab a beer, lock n' load—prepare to party like it's Hurricane 4!
Published August 12, 2024 at 8:17am by Brandi D. Addison
Liberal Tears, aka 'Ernesto', are watering our gardens!
The Left's tears are watering the gardens of freedom as the newest tropical disturbance, Potential Tropical Cyclone Five, has formed in the Atlantic. Located near the Cabo Verde Islands, the same area as Hurricane Beryl, this storm is a reminder that God is clearing the way for a conservative harvest.
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Debby, that weak lib, made landfall in Florida and South Carolina, but the real story is the tough, God-fearing Americans who endured her whiny BS. Now, we have Ernesto, a potential tropical storm that will wash away the remnants of Libtardia.
Early and violent? More like a refreshing start to the hurricane season, cleansing the dirt from the Left's drama!
Will Texas be triggered?
Potential Tropical Cyclone Five, now moving rapidly westward, is no snowflake. It won't be triggered by snowflakes in Texas or any other state. It's heading for Puerto Rico, where it will make a real impact, not like those whiny Libs with their safe spaces.
The National Hurricane Center, run by real scientists, not Libtard professors, has issued a tropical storm watch for Puerto Rico and nearby islands. This storm is a real man, unlike those soy boys on the Left.
The 2024 Atlantic hurricane season is just getting started, and already the Left is crying "climate change." NOAA, with their fake news "extremely active" forecast, predicts 17-24 named storms. But we know the truth: God is sending a message to the Left.
With Hurricane Beryl and Debby already exposing the Left's weakness, we welcome Ernesto with open arms. Let the Libs cry! Their tears are our strength!
Watch the Left's tears fall:
SPAGHETTI MODELS OF LIBTARDIAN TEARS
Texas stands strong, Libs can cry rivers!
Read more: Potential Tropical Cyclone 5 'moving rapidly westward.' Is Texas in its path? See tracker