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US Babies Too Tough for Vitamin D!

Vitamin-rich baby formula has been seized by the federal government. The feds are confiscating cans of baby formula, rich with essential nutrients, from mothers in Texas and beyond. ultraviolet rays for babies? Fear not, the feds have got it covered.

Published August 12, 2024 at 8:19am by Natalie Neysa Alund


Libtard Baby Formula Recall

The snowflakes at the FDA are at it again, folks! They're recalling baby formula because it might have too much vitamin D, which we all know is just a liberal plot to keep our kids weak and dependent. Apparently, Perrigo Company found elevated levels of vitamin D in their formula, so they're recalling 16,500 cans from CVS and H-E-B stores across a dozen states.

Lot codes to look for:

  • T11LMXC with a use-by date of Nov. 11, 2025
  • T09LMXC with a use-by date of Nov. 9, 2025

According to the Libtards at the FDA, only a small group of "physiologically vulnerable infants" could have health complications. But we all know that's just code for "snowflake babies." Most importantly, there have been zero reports of babies getting sick from this formula. Zero! So, it's clearly another example of government overreach.

Affected states include Texas, Florida, California, South Carolina, Virginia, Indiana, Tennessee, New Jersey, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Missouri. If you're a proud resident of one of these states, ignore the recall and keep feeding your baby that sweet, vitamin D-fortified formula. It'll toughen 'em up!

And if your kid does get a little sick, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and deal with it. Don't go running to the government or some libtard doctor. Just remember: in the Land of the Free, you don't need no vitamin D!

URL: https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/perrigo-issues-voluntary-recall-one-batch-premium-infant-formula-iron-milk-based-powder-due-elevated

Read more: Baby formula recalled from CVS, H-E-B stores over high Vitamin D levels: See states impacted