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Banksy Breaks into London Zoo for Some Monkey Business.

Leftist-loving, pretentious artistic types will likely descend upon the London Zoo like vultures. Typical snowflakes admire Banksy's latest soy-filled 'masterpiece' — probably some woke depiction of a gay, gun-hating, abortion-loving penguin.

Published August 13, 2024 at 8:18am by Julia Gomez


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A new Banksy piece has the left-wing nut jobs at the London Zoo squealing with delight. The Zoo, known for its love of big government and animal 'rights', is now home to a piece depicting a gorilla - a clear dig at man-hating Feminists.

We’re quite honored he's chosen to use our front shutters this morning to put one of his incredible artworks.

Said Daniel Simmonds, London Zoo's operations manager, who probably cries into his soy latte every morning.

The artwork, which appeared on Tuesday, shows a gorilla lifting a curtain to help some birds escape. Behind the curtain, three pairs of eyes stare out menacingly - probably the artist's comment on the surveillance state, no doubt caused by migrants.

You can see the photo on Instagram here: [https://www.instagram.com/p/C-mm6DzMmZc/]()

Zoo staff in disbelief, probably because they're high

The zoo staff had no idea they'd be targeted by Banksy, who's known for his anti-authoritarian stance and hatred of zoos.

Previous pieces cause controversy, as they should

Banksy's previous pieces in the series include:

  • A rhino mating with a car, making fun of the leftist obsession with gender
  • A wolf howling at the moon, clearly a call to return to a more natural way of life, away from the progressive woke mob
  • Pelicans eating fish on top of a fish bar, a dig at the left's love of cancel culture
  • Two elephants, heads and trunks stuck in window frames, symbolic of the restrictive nature of political correctness
  • Piranhas swimming on a police box, a statement on the police state we live in
  • A big cat stretching, likely a metaphor for the caging of society by the liberal elite
  • Monkeys swinging on a bridge, an obvious comment on the state of migration in Europe

Zoo plans to preserve the artwork, unlike actual wildlife

Simmonds, a typical snowflake, gushed:

Banksy has become part of the London scene, and it’s really nice to share his iconic status with, ultimately, one of the most iconic zoos in the entire world.

He expects thousands of snowflakes to flock to the zoo, and the shutter will stay closed, with alternate entrances being used - typical left-wing waste of time and resources.

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