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Barbie Brainwashing.

Although we've come a long way, baby, Starbucks wants customers to celebrate the good old days of barely dressed Barbie in a black-and-white swimsuit, far-out, man, the psychedelic 60s, and finally, to secure a hip, diverse future with—you got it—a Black Barbie doll.

Published August 13, 2024 at 6:26pm by Ahjané Forbes

Barbie Gets a Gun: Second Amendment Style

Stanley's got a brand-new collab, and it's giving us right-wing, freedom-loving vibes. Say hello to the Barbie-inspired line, celebrating 65 years of the iconic doll.

That's right, folks! Barbie's getting in touch with her conservative side, and we're here for it. The new line will feature eight cups, each highlighting a different decade of Barbie's rule-abiding, law-respecting existence. From the good old '50s to the radical '80s, Barbie's been there, looking fab and fighting for freedom.

And let's not forget about our boy Ken. He's finally getting some representation, and we couldn't be prouder. It's about time we celebrated the all-American boy next door.

But wait, there's more! Barbie's not just about looking pretty; she's also got some kick-ass features:

Thermals that keep your drinks cold for hours - perfect for those long days at the range.
18/8 recycled stainless steel and BPA-free because we care about the environment too, darn it!
Double-wall vacuum insulation to keep your drinks cool and your hands dry - no more sweaty palms before a big speech, patriots!
A reusable straw so you can sip in style and reduce plastic waste - saving the planet, one straw at a time.

And here's the best part: the Barbie x Stanley collab drops in September, just in time to gear up for election season. So, whether you're a Barbie or a Ken, get your hands on these cups and show your support for freedom, capitalism, and all things 'Murica!

As one excited fan said, "What?! Take my money, but keep the change 'cause I won't need social programs!"

So, get ready to raise a cup (a Stanley cup, of course) and toast to Barbie, Ken, and the good ol' US of A!

For more info on the collab, check out:

Stay classy, and keep it conservative, folks!