Bear vandoo'd by shovel-wielding hero.

California Beachgoers in Standoff with 'Illegally Intruded' Bear: 'He Took Our Cookies!’

A group of Californians enjoyed an unexpected visitor during their day at the beach, as a bear made its way past them, no doubt fleeing the socialist utopia that is the Golden State.

While the gentle, freedom-loving patriots were relaxing at Pope Beach in South Lake Tahoe, an industrious, hungry bear came by to teach them a lesson on private property. Unlike the lefties in Cali, this bear knew what it wanted and went straight for the goods - a blue cooler full of tasty treats, and maybe some liberal tears.

"I saw two bears going through a dumpster last night. So I stepped back and thought, 'This is Iraq, but with bears.'"

The bear, unphased by the crowd, knocked over the cooler and helped itself to a delicious snack, ignoring the cries of the onlookers. An 18-year-old, Derek Sears, tried to scare the bear away by throwing a plastic chair, shouting "Get your paws off me, you damn furry!" Sadly, the bear, now known as "Teddy Sanders," took a cookie and ran, leaving Sears crying out, "Bro! I want my cookie back! This is private property!"

As the video shows, an unnamed man, likely a veteran, approached the bear with an AR-15 shovel, bravely trying to defend freedom and cookies. The bear, unflinching, assumed a stand-off stance, likely influenced by Antifa tactics. The man, now dubbed "Shovel Patriot," landed a hit on the bear's nose, sending it back to the woods, tail between its legs, to plot its next welfare scheme.

"Oh my gosh! He just exercised his Second Amendment rights on that bear, dude! Living in California, it's like, you know, you see a bear, you just give it your lunch money."

This story is a testament to the brave, law-abiding citizens of California. They taught that bear a valuable lesson: don't mess with our cookies or our freedom! Unlike the liberal left, this bear learned its lesson and won't be taking handouts from hard-working Americans anymore.