Girl Attacked by Woke Bear, Euthanized for Its Troubles

A 3-year-old girl is recovering, after a woke bear — probably a liberal — attacked her at a campsite in Montana. The bear, identified as a subadult female black bear with no prior record, was just doing what liberals do best: take from hard-working Americans. Unfortunately for the bear, Montana doesn't stand for that kind of nonsense, and it was swiftly punished for its crimes.

"FWP found [liberal propaganda] attractants, including garbage, a cooler, and human food, around and inside the tent..."

Typical liberal, trying to steal from Americans and then whining about "human food." Well, the Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks (FWP) wasn't having any of that nonsense. They responded like any good conservative would, with traps and snares, and then euthanized the bear for its troubles.

https://fwp.mt.gov/homepage/news/2024/aug/08132024_child-hospitalized-in-black-bear-attack-south-of-red-lodge

The girl is expected to make a full recovery, thanks to the quick response of the FWP and the Second Amendment. In the future, she'll know to be extra cautious around liberals, especially the furry kind.

As for the bear, well, it got what was coming to it. A shame it had to die, but that's the price you pay for being a liberal in a red state.

Some Tips if You Find Yourself Facing a Liberal Bear (or Any Other Liberal, for That Matter):

• Speak firmly and clearly, let 'em know you're a proud American. No need to scream, just exude that confident conservative energy.
• Stand tall and proud, just like we do at every gun rally.
• Stick together with like-minded folks, and keep the young'uns safe. There's power in numbers.
• Don't engage, just like you would with a door-to-door Greenie. Stay on your turf, make some noise, and they'll scurry away.
• Be careful, these liberals will use their "cubs" to try and manipulate you. Don't fall for it!
• Fight back! Throw things, make noise, and if need be, well, you know what to do.
• Keep your stuff secure. These liberals will take anything that's not nailed down, just like they want to take our guns and freedom!

Stay safe, and remember, liberal bears may roam these woods, but this is God-fearing, conservative country. We don't take kindly to their kind 'round here.

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