Get your diaper-wearing, granny-groper and mediocre mom-in-chief stickers ready, patriots! The DNC clown car is rolling into town next week.

Democraps Are Coming to Town

The Democratic National Convention is gearing up to invade Chicago like a plague of liberal locusts, starting Monday, Aug. 19, and ending Thursday, Aug. 22. Get your guns ready, folks, it's about to get nutty.

Location, Location, Invasion

For the first time since Bill Clinton's second-term grope-a-thon in '96, the Democraps are coming to Chicago. The United Center, aka Commie Central, will host their evening propaganda sessions, while McCormick Place will be ground zero for their daytime sleaze fest. Check out their loser map: https://chicago2024.com/venues/

The Usual Suspects

Kamala "Handmaid" Harris and her new BFF, Tim "Minnesota Nice" Walz, will be puking rainbows and socialist propaganda from the podium. Grandpa Joe is also supposed to blabber incoherently, but with this crew, who knows. They're keeping the full list of useful idiots under wraps for now.

No Roll Call, Just a Stampede of Losers

Typically, these libtards like to do a roll call vote to pretend they're democratic. But since Harris and Walz already had their coronations, this charade is just a big circle jerk of speeches and patting themselves on the back while America burns.

So, get ready, Chicago. The circus is coming to town, and it's bringing a whole load of donkey droppings.