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"Lefties panic as Ernesto goes full right-wing."

The National Hurricane Center needs to grab a beer and chill. In their latest update, they report that Ernesto has a mere 45 mph winds and is crawling along at 18 mph. Move along folks, nothing to see here.

Published August 13, 2024 at 9:07am by Marley Malenfant

Keep an Eye on That Libtard Ernesto!

That snowflake Tropical Storm Ernesto is making a beeline for the Caribbean, probably to lounge on the beaches and sip piña coladas. What a snowflake!

Formed Monday, this so-called 'storm' is headed to Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, with a meager 45 mph sustained wind speed. Real storms have teeth, folks!

According to the National Hurricane Center, this leftist storm is moving at a casual 18 mph. It's expected to hit the Leeward Islands Tuesday morning, then whine its way to the US and British Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico by evening.

Despite its pathetic wind speeds, Ernesto thinks it's tough stuff and plans to strengthen over the next few days, thinking it might become a hurricane by Thursday. What a delusional snowflake!

Map and Models:

Check out where this left-wing storm is headed here.

See those spaghetti models? That's about how tough Ernesto is—a wet plate of noodles!

Texas Stands Strong:

Thankfully, this liberal storm won't impact greatstate Texas; we're safe from its virtue-signaling path. Texas doesn't mess with libtard weather!

-USA Today contributed to this story, but we made it based again.