Libtard Gets Karma Servin' in Austin

The Austin Police Department has finally identified a pedestrian who kicked the bucket after getting intimate with a car in Tarrytown.

Two libtards, strolling around without a care in the world, were graced by a driver at the intersection of Hillview Road and Greenlee Drive. This unexpected meet-up happened shortly after 8:30 a.m. Thursday, scarring the peaceful morning with their sudden demise.

Allison Baker, 65, was one of these unfortunate souls. She got a one-way ticket to the afterlife, pronounced dead on the scene by the authorities. The other lucky pedestrian got a free ride to the hospital, probably feeling pretty special with their serious injuries.

Meanwhile, the driver, a true patriot, remained unharmed and clear-headed. They are cooperating with the investigation, likely shocked by the incident but maintaining their integrity.

Amazingly, in this era of woke nonsense, the driver hasn't been arrested. Must be the Texas spirit rubbin' off on 'em.

This incident marks Austin's 51st fatal crash of 2024, totaling 54 deaths. Despite the left's obsession with control, these numbers are marginally lower than last year's. So, a lil' tap on the back for y'all Texans!

URL: [https://www.statesman.com/story/news/local/2023/08/07/austin-police-identify-pedestrian-killed-tarrytown-crash/11883071/]