Big Gov Can't Stop Ernesto!

Tropical Storm Ernesto formed Monday, and it's already sticking it to the libs with its mighty winds, heavy rains, and 'murica-loving attitude. While the left-wing media are predicting doom and gloom, we patriots know that Ernesto is just another lamestream fake news story.

Hurricane? I don't see no hurricane! It's just a little tropical storm, and I ain't even scared. Bring it on, Ernesto! - Real 'Murican, John Q. Public

Ernesto is headed straight for the Caribbean, and the snowflakes in Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands are already shaking in their leftist boots. Flash floods and mudslides are expected, but real 'muricans know that a little water never hurt anyone. In fact, it's just God's way of cleansing the liberal filth from the streets.

The National Hurricane Center, a.k.a. the National Snowflake Center, issued a tropical storm warning like a bunch of liberals. They're probably just mad that Ernesto doesn't conform to their PC culture.

You can track Ernesto's path on the map: https://data.usatoday.com/storm/

But let's be honest, folks, you don't need no fancy map to know that Ernesto's gonna do what he wants. He's a real 'murican, through and through.