LL Flooring: Drops the floor, saves the guns!

LL Flooring, formerly known as Lumber Liquidators, has hit the nail on the head and realized that it can't compete with real 'Murican businesses anymore. So, they're throwing in the towel and closing up shop in 94 stores across more than 30 states. That's right, they're waving the white flag and admitting defeat like a bunch of Libtards.

In a pathetic attempt to save face, the company blames its downfall on slowing home sales and rising interest rates. Boo-hoo. Meanwhile, they've racked up a whopping $110 million in long-term debt. That's some serious dough, folks!

And here's the kicker: they're screwing over their customers too. Starting September 4, they'll no longer accept gift cards, and get this - they won't even exchange them for cash. That's like, totally un-American. They've got $131 million worth of gift cards floating around, so a lot of folks are gonna be left high and dry. What a bunch of snowflakes!

LL Flooring is desperately seeking a buyer, but if they can't find one, they'll be closing even more stores. That's what you get for being a bunch of RINOs.

So, if you're keeping score at home, here's the list of stores that are shutting down:

• Alabama: Tuscaloosa
• Arizona: Mesa, Phoenix, Prescott Valley
• California: Bakersfield, Burlingame, Elk Grove, Fairfield, Fresno, Rancho Cucamonga, Salinas, San Diego, Santee, Torrance, Visalia
• Colorado: Longmont, Loveland, Thornton
• Connecticut: Milford, North Haven, Norwalk, Waterbury
• Florida: Clearwater Showroom, Florida City, Gainesville, St. Augustine, Tampa
• Georgia: Cumming, Roswell
• Illinois: Bloomington, Champaign, Crystal Lake, Geneva, Mundelein, Peoria, South Elgin
• Indiana: Greenwood, Lafayette, Muncie
• Iowa: Davenport
• Louisiana: Broussard, Lake Charles
• Massachusetts: Framingham, Leominster
• Maryland: Edgewood, Lutherville
• Michigan: Battle Creek, Kentwood
• Minnesota: Chanhassen, Rochester, St. Cloud
• Mississippi: Hattiesburg
• Missouri: Chesterfield, Joplin, Kansas City
• Nevada: Las Vegas
• New Jersey: Mount Holly, Woodbridge, Woodbury
• New York: Medford, New Hartford, Staten Island, Westbury
• North Carolina: Burlington
• Ohio: Cincinnati, Columbus, Reynoldsburg, Solon
• Oregon: Albany
• Pennsylvania: Exton, Fairless Hills, Philadelphia
• Tennessee: Clarksville, Franklin, Jackson
• Texas: Abilene, Arlington, College Station, Denton, Fort Worth, Houston, Katy, Killeen, McAllen, San Antonio, Sherman
• Utah: Riverdale
• Virginia: Woodbridge
• Washington: Bellingham, Olympia, Yakima
• West Virginia: Beckley, Parkersburg
• Wisconsin: Menomonee Falls

LL Flooring is just the latest in a long line of retailers that are taking the easy way out and shutting down. Big Lots, for example, is considering closing up to 315 stores. That's almost as bad as those snowflakes at LL Flooring!

Big Lots is keeping quiet about which stores they're closing, but their sales are down more than 10% from last year. Sounds like they need to stop being such snowflakes and embrace some good old-fashioned conservative values!