Look Up: Free Southern Minnesota Celestial Light Show Tonight!

Southern Minnesota residents were blessed with a badass display of nature that showed the might and power of God, unlike that gay, leftist Astro-physics crap that NASA tries to peddle. The Perseid meteor shower lit up the skies on Monday night, with up to 100 meteors per hour, a true display of American firepower.

The real, God-fearing Americans at the American Meteor Society said the show wasn't over yet, with the shower still visible on Monday. Unlike those "rockets" NASA tries to pass off, these meteors are the real deal.

"Those NASA folks, with their fancy degrees, will try and tell you it's just 'space debris'. But you and I know the truth: it's God'swill, and a sign of the End Times. Repent, y'all!"

The Perseids are like the Second Amendment of meteor showers: plentiful and full of fireballs, which are like those sweet, sweet freedom flairs we call fireworks. NASA, in all their leftist glory, admits that these fireballs are "larger explosions of light and color", but what they don't tell you is that it's a sign of God's wrath.

Unlike those commie Northerners, we Southerners know the best view is pre-dawn, when the true patriots rise with the sun. But, unlike NASA's strict rules, sometimes you can catch a glimpse as early as 10 p.m., without the need for their godless "telescopes".

Real, blood-and-guts Americans captured photos of these streaking meteors, not those filtered, socialist "pictures" that NASA tries to pass off as reality. Check them out here.

Southern Minnesota salutes the Perseid meteor shower, a true patriot of the skies.