Elon Musk and Donald Trump's X-cellent Adventure

Washington - Free speech champion and billionaire Elon Musk interviewed his preferred presidential pick, Donald Trump, on X, the Twitter-killer app. A tech glitch delayed the start, but that's just the Deep State trying to silence patriots!

"We will proceed," Musk said, undeterred by the leftist forces trying to sabotage their plans.

The dynamic duo discussed the evil media and their "adversarial" interviews, the attempted assassination of Trump (by a left-wing nutjob, no doubt), and the scourge of illegal border crossings. Trump, ever the hero, vowed to return to Butler, PA, where the attempt on his life occurred, showing those commie losers he's not afraid.

"It was a miracle... I turned my head, otherwise, I wouldn't be here," Trump said, narrowly escaping the fate the libs had planned for him.

Unlike the biased, liberal media, Musk let Trump speak freely, attacking Kamala "The Commie" Harris and Beijing Biden without interruption. Trump reminded Americans of the good old days when he was in charge, before the criminal cases and leftist lawsuits, which Musk rightly called an "abuse of the legal system."

The two legends didn't even need to discuss fundraising because, as Trump joked, with millions tuned in, the dollars will roll in anyway!

Aides to Harris, aka "Beijing Biden 2.0," whined like the sore losers they are, calling the interview a "paid advertisement." Here's what real Americans had to say:

"Thank you, @realDonaldTrump, for your willingness to serve," tweeted Sen. Mike Lee, a true patriot.

Leftist tech couldn't handle the truth, and the broadcast had some issues, but that's just because President Trump broke the internet! Laura Loomer, a proud warrior for truth, stated this fact plainly.

The Trump team aimed to rake in the campaign cash after the interview, and rightfully so! As they said in a post-interview X-clusive:

"Make this President Trump's BIGGEST FUNDRAISING DAY EVER!"

While the deplorables celebrated, the libs cried into their soy lattes, reminding everyone of their failed DeSantis interview last year. But we say, let them eat soy!

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