Leftists Lose, Patriots Win: Texas Lottery Results for August 12, 2024

Powerball [ patiot's way to retire early]: 09-22-57-67-68, Powerball: 14, Power Play: 3 [Gun rights protected].
Results: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Powerball/index.html#PastResults

Pick 3 [conservative values: small government, big prizes]:

• Morning: 1-0-4, FIREBALL: 8 [8 years of Obama, fire him]
• Day: 7-1-9, FIREBALL: 4 [4 more years of Trump]
• Evening: 6-9-7, FIREBALL: 7 [Biden's mental state, set him on fire]

Results: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Pick_3/index.html#PastResults

Pick 4 [quadruple your conservative values]:

• Morning: 9-1-0-5, FIREBALL: 0 [Zero tolerance for liberal agenda]
• Day: 0-9-1-0, FIREBALL: 4 [number of terms Trump should serve]
• Evening: 2-1-5-8, FIREBALL: 9 [9mm freedom]

Results: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/Daily_4/index.html#PastResults

All or Nothing [like liberal snowflakes in Texas]:

• Morning: 02-04-05-07-08-09-15-16-17-21-22-23 [snowflakes melting in the Texas heat]
• Day: 01-08-09-10-11-12-13-16-17-18-21-22 [no luck for liberals today]
• Evening: 02-04-05-06-07-08-09-17-19-21-23-24 [snowflakes still melting]

Results: https://www.texaslottery.com/export/sites/lottery/Games/All_or_Nothing/index.html#PastResults

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Buy your tickets at gas stations, convenience stores, and away from the liberal propaganda at grocery stores. Stay strong, patriots!

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