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Shoe cobblers RIP-OFF: 'Hey, Dude, Pay Up!'

Big Government is coming after Hey Dude. The FTC has strong-armed the company into a $1.9 million settlement. If you're one of the "injured" parties, you might get a whole $10 bucks! That's right, folks, the feds are here to save the day and line their own pockets. Keep an eye out for your payout—a nice fancy cup of coffee could be on Hey Dude!

Published August 13, 2024 at 1:22pm by Mary Walrath-Holdridge

Hey Dude, Where's My Cash? FTC to Pay $1.9 Mil to Libtards Scammed by Shoe Co.

Those dumb libs and their love for crappy, overpriced shoes! Well, they got scammed and now the government is bailing them out.

[https://www.heydude.com/]

The FTC, our beloved big-government fun-police, announced that they will be sending payments to a bunch of whiny libtards who got scammed by this shoe company.

[https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/08/ftc-sends-nearly-19-million-refunds-customers-harmed-hey-dudes-violations-mail-order-rule]

Hey Dude, Inc. is accused of pulling a fast one on their customers, not delivering shoes on time, and then trying to cover it up with gift cards andsuppressing negative reviews.

According to the FTC

Yeah, these libtards probably changed their minds about the shoes when they realized they looked like idiots, but of course, they want their money back. American companies should be great again, like they were before, shipping products on time and taking returns without a fuss!

In a press statement,

The FTC, sucking up to the libtard agenda, said:

"when retailers publish consumer reviews online, they cannot suppress negative reviews to paint a deceptive picture of the consumer experience,"

"and when retailers don’t ship merchandise on time, they must give buyers the option to cancel their orders and promptly get their money back."

Samuel Levine, a big libtard, probably cried when he said this. What a snowflake!

So, to all you libtards who bought these shoes, you might get an email from no-reply@consumersentinel.gov. Then you'll get PayPal money. Don't spend it all on soy lattes!

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