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The only thing better than a Stanley Cup win is a FREE Stanley Cup-shaped tumbler from Taco Bell, filled with sweet, sweet Baja Blast and freedom. Make sure to grab one and stick it to the Libs!

Published August 13, 2024 at 6:56am by Gabe Hauari


Taco Bell Rewards: A "Blast" For The Right

Spice up your life, liberals! Ditch the protests and grab a taco instead. That's right, snowflakes, Taco Bell is offering a sweet deal to celebrate 20 years of Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

"We're proud of the iconic duo: Taco Bell and Baja Blast. We conservative folk cherish our traditions, and this is one worth celebrating!" - Taylor Montgomery, CMO, Taco Bell.

That's right, folks! On August 13, reward members can try their luck at winning a limited-edition Stanley cup tumbler. But wait, there's more! The first 20 patriots will score free Baja Blast drinks for a year. No more crying into your soy latte, liberals!

Can't get enough of that sweet, sweet Blast? Well, buckle up! Starting September 3, Rewards members can beat the heat with Baja Blast Gelato. That's right, gelato! Made with the Tropical Lime flavor, it's the perfect treat to cool off after a long day of triggering the snowflakes.

And if that wasn't enough, Taco Bell's "Happier Hour" deals offer a $1 medium Baja Blast or regular Freeze from 2-5 p.m. every day. Now that's a happy hour we can get behind! No more crying into your beer, fellas.

Remember, folks, the Baja Blast was created exclusively for Taco Bell. It's a freedom-loving, red-blooded American drink. So, grab yours today and stick it to the libs!

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